November 5, 2007

Dogs 1, Cats 0


I've never trusted cats. Too independent and lackadaisical they are. They walk around, look at you, and say to themselves, "Ha, you know I can take you out when every I want to—I know were you sleep."
Recently, one of those sneaky son-of-a-guns was caught red handed. A pesky feline know as "Princess" attempted to kill her family in their Greenville, Maine home.
Fortunately the family was saved by their dog Thumper.
Attempting to burn his family in their home, "Princess" knocked over a kerosene lamp. But Thumper quickly jumped to action.
Thumper dragged his owner out of bed just in time for his family to safely escape. "Princess" refused to comment. In fact, she picked up her tale, and walked away.

Don't believe me?

Read about it here: Dog saves family from blaze started by cat

http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=16091

6 comments:

waldocarmona said...

I prefer dogs myself, they are loyal and way better than cats.
My sister had a cat once who would scratch you if you even tried petting it, I think he was abused as a kitten

victor said...

dude, that guy is a downer. way to go not being awesome about kittens.
i had a kitten once for two days, it was so rad.

James said...

I'm allergic to both so screw both of them maaan..... I'm not big on em....

waldocarmona said...

Hey Gabe, nice job with the paper over the course of two semesters, though I believe that copy editing should have been better, you did overall a great job under trying circumstances, i.e. the Damien Cole situation and others. You should be proud of yourself for doing such a kick ass job. Good luck in Cal State Fullerton bud and k.i.t.

Kay said...

uhm... time to update.

memike8 said...

u are really mean Cats are AWESOME!!!!!! although i do not have one they are really fun