October 17, 2007

Slang: I am falling behind

I must be getting old. All these new words kids are using nowadays, and I have no clue when they mean. I still use slang words. I use "down" when I ask someone if they agree with me. “Don't trip" is used to tell someone not to get upset. “Late" and "peace" means goodbye. Of course I use the common ones such as "cool" and "bad."
The Boston Globe did a story on the current nature of slang. With it came a list of some current slang, most of which I’ve never heard of. I'll admit, some of them are quite funny, and even I am thinking about using them in daily conversations.

What they're talking about

A sampler of modern slang

The bunk (disgust): busted, ama weak, bogus, dirt, janky, vile, grody, rank, vomit.

The gnar (amazement): sick, ill, tight, nasty, beastly, dank, buttah, pimp, fierce, fresh, all gravity, gravy, all raw, sizzlin', crackin', off the heezy, out the frame, savage.

Money: cabbage, chalupas, cheddar, Gouda, paper, Kraft singles (for dollar bills).

100m hottie: Someone who looks good from afar, but fuzzy up close.

Agnorant: Someone both arrogant and ignorant.

Anchor: To wait.

Bluetool: Someone always wearing a Bluetooth, even when they're not on the phone.

Break your crayons: To upset someone.

Buster: A fake or phony person.

Check your vitals: To do a sweep of e-mail and other essential websites.

Butterfaith: A girl who is attractive by all accounts, except for her devout religiousness.

Dandruff: One who makes plans but often ditches them.

Earjacking: Eavesdropping.

Errorist: Someone who always makes mistakes.

Flossin': Showing off.

Going federal: Making it, usually in reference to rap stardom.

Marinating: Hanging out.

Multislacking: Slacking at a series of things all at once.

Nonpology: An insincere apology.

Noob: An unintelligent person.

Pay out: To dis someone.

Presidential tint: Cars with exceedingly tinted windows.

Remail: Following up on e-mails that have gone unanswered.

Subwoofing: Sitting in your car and blasting your stereo system to show off.

Swiffin: Making up stories.

Work hot: A person who may or may not be attractive, but is the best-looking person at your workplace.

http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2007/10/04/talk_amongst_yourselves/?p1=email_to_a_friend

http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2007/10/04/what_theyre_talking_about/

http://xkcd.com/166/

October 9, 2007

The future of televison


This should be the future of television. The New York Times put together a project that is phenomenal. They transcribed the Sept. 26 democratic debate. Not only it is transcribed, but the words are in sync with video....wait, let me just make a list.
  • click on topics such as gay rights and illegal immigration and you are automatically forwarded to those topics of discussion.
  • Word counts - see which democratic candidate said the most words
  • Speaking time - see which candidate took up the most time speaking
  • Word or phrase search - enter a word or phrase and see which candidate said the word, how many times they used it, and how they used it.
Now, they need to figure out a way for TiVo to do this.

UPDATE: The republican debate has been added. Same idea, different people.


http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2007/09/27/us/politics/20070927_DEBATE_GRAPHIC.html#video
http://www.nytimes.com/
http://www.tivo.com/
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2007/10/08/us/politics/20071008_DEBATE_GRAPHIC.html#video

October 1, 2007

Now taking applications!


When I was a kid, I wanted to be a police officer, a veterinarian, a marine biologist, then a millionaire (I eventually found out that you can't take classes for that). Recently, a new position has opened that made me think twice about my current career choice. I guess with all the bad press NASA has gotten recently, they decided to have some sort of astronaut tryout.

NASA ASTRONAUT APPLICATION

It can't be that bad. Sitting on a giant bomb, being able to pee in space, and eating foods out of tubes is a once in lifetime opportunity. I'm sure the benefits are good too.

USA Jobs

http://www.astro.uva.nl/exhibition/pictures/mooie_gifjes/mooie.map